Argentine Hooligans Coming Soon To A Stadium Near You

Argentina's sports daily Ole has reported that "Argentina's notorious football hooligans are selling their trouble-making expertise abroad, principally to Colombia and Mexico". Apparently, those two countries aren't skilled enough at "terrace chants, the use of weapons and methods for extorting money from club directors and players". Maybe that wall between the U.S. and Mexico isn't just for keeping illegal immigrants out. Now that Beckham is playing in L.A., houligans will surely be descending on the Home Depot Center for every game.

Hopefully this type of sports terror exportation doesn't make its way into American sports. I don't know if the world could withstand a joining of forces between The Cameron Crazies and the OSU Couch Burners.