JaMarcus Russell Was Obviously Holding Out For One Of These

You thought that Oakland Raiders quarterback and number one overall draft pick JaMarcus Russell held out for a lot of guaranteed money, but in reality he just wanted the Raiders to include a vehicle in the deal. Unfortunately, this guy obviously wouldn't part with his Raidermobile, and Russell had to accept that certain demands just wouldn't be met.

And yes, that one sticker reads "Pirates of the Coliseum". I'm not sure what is weirder, the fact that this guy is driving this around in Central Florida, or that he's not wearing spikey shoulder pads while behind the wheel.