The Tampa Bay Devil Rays are in the process of unveiling their new look, and do they have some great events planned to get the fans excited about it.
5:30: Fashion show featuring 18 players, manager Joe Maddon, coaches Tom Foley, Dave Martinez and Don Zimmer and ex-Rays Wade Boggs and Fred McGriff modeling new uniforms. New merchandise available for purchase.
A fashion show with the Crimedog and Wade Boggs? How much? Seriously, it has be like a $100 a ticket, right? What? It's free? Get the hell out of here! And we get the Zimmer too? Fuckin' right doggie!
Ok, now that I've got my heartrate under control what else do you have for me?
6:30: Kevin Costner and his band Modern West in concert performing original rock 'n' roll.
Now you're just fucking with me. No way that Costner is going to be there. You're serious about this too? The guy who played Wyatt Earp, Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy and Ray Kinsella is going to be there with his band? And they're going to be kicking out some "original rock 'n' roll", (whatever the hell that means)? Sign me up twice, I'll be there buying all sorts of new Devil...oops...Rays merchandise since the old stuff was obviously what was holding the team back. Well, that and never having Kevin Costner sing "Hotel California".
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